President Obama has asked the government of Iran to return the drone he sent to Iran to spy on that nation. For some reason, they refused. How about:
1. Student to professor: “Sir, could you return the scrib sheet I left on my desk?”
2. Jon Corzine to Congressional Committee: “I think I left the key to my Swiss bank account on the table when I testified about the missing $1.2 Billion.”
3. Santa: “John, I think I left my sled at your house when I got caught up screwing your wife. Could you return it? The sled, I mean
4. Newt Gingrich: ”I think I left one of my wives at your house.”
5. Rick Perry: “I think I left two things at your house, or was that three??”
6. Tony Soprano: ”I think I left a body in your basement.”
7. Mitt Romney: “I think I left my speech about being for health care on the desk, could you return it -to me?”
8. Herman Cain: ”I must have left 9-9-9 at your house. I am out of numbers and need them.
9. Rush Limbaugh: ”I know I left my shit someplace, are you sure it is not at your house?”
10. Rupert Murdoch: ” I know I left the phone hacker some place, if he hacked your phone, could you ask him to get back here–quickly?”
