CAN I HAVE MY DRONE BACK?

President Obama has asked the government of Iran to return the drone he sent to Iran to spy on that nation. For some reason, they refused. How about:

1.  Student to professor: “Sir, could you return the  scrib sheet I left on my desk?”

2. Jon Corzine to Congressional Committee: “I think I left the key to my Swiss bank account on the table when I testified about the missing $1.2 Billion.”

3. Santa: “John, I think I left my sled at your house when I got caught up screwing your wife. Could you return it?  The sled, I mean

4. Newt Gingrich:  ”I think I left one of my wives at your house.”

5. Rick Perry: “I think I left two things at your house, or was that three??”

6. Tony Soprano:  ”I think I left a body in your basement.”

7. Mitt Romney: “I think I left my speech about being for health care on the desk, could you return it -to me?”

8. Herman Cain:  ”I must have left 9-9-9 at your house. I am out of numbers and need them.

9. Rush Limbaugh:  ”I know I left my shit someplace, are you sure it is not  at your house?”

10. Rupert Murdoch: ” I know I left the phone hacker some place, if he hacked your phone, could you ask him to get back here–quickly?”

 

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