Castro Decries Cuban Morals

The Castro boys over a half century ago sent packing dictator Batista and brought virtue, honesty, and good morals to a  land that had prostitutes and gambling and rich folk who lived off the toil of the poor. They were modern Robin Hoods who stole from the rich and gave to the moral-of course, those who were part of the Communist party were, by definition, the good folk. Raul blasted modern Cubans for their bad behavior, for corruption and even for urinating in public places. Hell, they even built their own houses and raised pigs in the cities.

Raul is a man of the times. There are unconfirmed reports he even uses an iPad and subscribes to Netflix. As for that report about peeing in public, we shall remain silent-for the moment or until Edward Snowden sends us an email.