Coffee With Guns

There are those in America who believe that morning pancakes or coffee can not be consumed without a gun next to the knife and fork. After all, who knows if ther waitress is really a secret member of al-Qaeda who is carrying a gun under the skirt in order to blast away just after she dumps the syrup on your table. Gun lovers of America have decided to make February  22 a new national holiday, only this one is especially for the Starbucks coffee chain. Starbucks supports the right to carry guns in their stores. “Where laws can permit open carry, our stores permit it.”

I do feel reassured to know Starbucks wants me to be both satisfied and safe when in their store. I guess it is also permitted to bring in a bazooka and blast away if the coffee does not meet my taste buds.