Following are comments that were thought but never expressed.
Sarah Palin: You mean ‘socialism’ isn’t when people get together and socialize with sex?
John McCain: If this keeps up I’ll come to represent the radical wing of the Republican party.
Governor Pawtley: My state is supposed to have two senators until Norm Coleman concluded being an incumbent meant you were not supposed to lose.
Al Franken: And the Republicans complained I was the comedian!
Obama: I wonder what would happen if I converted to Judaism and wore a yarmulka? Rush would probably rant about me now being a Semite like them other Arabs.
Larry Summers: I am boorish, but a brilliant bore is hard to find.
College Grad in 2009: I should have taken dad’s advice and joined the plumber’s union.
Kobe Bryant: I am the GREATEST, got it LeBron!!
Jon Stewart: How could I fill a half hour without help from the idiots at Fox News and Rush and Karl Rove!
Ron Paul: Did I get something wrong about trusting free enterprise businessmen?