COMMENTS YOU NEVER WILL HEAR

FOLLOWING ARE COMMENTS THAT NEVER WERE UTTERED– BUT MOST PROBABLY WERE THOUGHT.

Dick Cheney: Mistake? Yeah, I made one mistake. In 2001 we should have declared martial law and locked up every weak thinking liberal!

Avigdor Lieberman: If we could only make an atomic bomb that only killed Arabs!

British MP: What’s the uproar about? Doesn’t everyone have problems keeping their moats clean?

Congresswoman Bachman: I have the inalienable right to make idiotic comments. I’s a Republican congresswoman!

Any North Korean Leader: We can’t feed our people. Firing these missiles is the only way to get food for the masses.

Barack Obama: I’ve got the Republicans by the balls. A woman, an Hispanic, go ahead, fire away and blast her. I couldn’t be more happy.

Wendy Tiny Burger: One gulp and I’m in your tummy to give a nice case of heart burn.

GEICO: Tiny animated animals cost a lot less than humans.

Rush: I believe in strict interpretation of the Constitution. Of course, our Founding Fathers believed in keeping suspects in jail for years without a trial. It’s in the Constitution, just read it.

Michael Vick: The words, “bow wow” are no longer part of my vocabulary.

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