FOLLOWING ARE COMMENTS THOUGHT BUT NEVER REVEALED TO THE PUBLIC.
RUDY GIULIANI Run for Governor of New York? And, take a huge pay cut! I’m a man of and for the people, of course, the people is me.
PRESIDENT KARZAI I intend to fight drug lords, particularly those who are trying to muscle in on my family’s connection to the drug trade.
BILL CLINTON I bet Barack would love to have attention diverted to a love affair!
PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU I do have a peace plan. Israel takes a huge bite of the West Bank and the Palestinians can have the crumbs.
RON PAUL No one talks about me anymore. Did I go wrong somewhere about trusting businessmen and the market place?
SARAH PALIN You mean socialism doesn’t mean when people get together and have free love love?
WOLF BLITZER How come we at CNN can’t get interviews with the weird type people who appear on Fox News?
LOU DOBBS They forced me off CNN for being honest. I intend to continue my crusade to get rid of immigrants. Of course, I only refer to immigrants from Mexico and not those from European nations.
UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE GRADUATE I should have taken dad’s advice and gotten into the plumber’s union.