Following are comments that will NOT appear in the media:
Ron Paul: I’m a freakin medical doctor. But, I did have a week unit on economics when I was in high school.
Health Officer: In all honesty, it’s just another flu, nothing more, nothing less.
NBA Team That Lost A Playoff Game: The other team is way better than we are.
CNN: Oh, those surveys we show, just a lot of BS, but they look so nice on the screen.
President Obama: “I’m a constitutional lawyer. Let the torture trials begin.
Senator Spector: It will be nice to talk with someone who lives in the 21st century. The medieval times were a bit boring.
Democratic Senator From Farm State: I vote for farm subsidies to protect those who give me campaign donations.
Mayor Bloomberg: Cross me and I’ll cut you off at the knees.
Kentucky Derby Winner: I’m a mudder, a fodder and a winner.
Automobile Executive: We did get the Model T correct!
Republican Senator: Frankly, beyond tax cuts and smaller government my vocabulary runs out.