During the past several weeks, environmentalist activists have disabled SUVs during the evening. The group terms itself, “The Indians of the Concrete Jungle” and its aim is eliminating SUVs from the planet. The aim of the group as stated in its manifesto is: “If selective SUV-disarmament is done repeatedly and on a massive scale, it will develop from a slight annoyance in the eyes of the owners into a real obstacle for driving the things, thus putting an end to perhaps the most obnoxious aspect of bourgeois carbon addiction.” Every time the group deflates the air in a tire or slashes it, a note is left which explains problems caused by climate change. In response to these attacks, a new group, “Cowboys of the Concrete Jungle” are fighting back by infiltrating the Indians in order to prevent attacks. The Cowboys are annoyed that the “Sheriffs of the Concrete Jungle,”(the police) are not halting the attacks.
In all honesty, I share the Indian disgust with SUVs. They are truly an abomination and the sooner they are legislated out of existence, the happier will be humankind. I guess the good news is that so far no one has gotten hurt in this latest game of cowboys and Indians.