I was shocked that Eugene Delguadi in the Weekly Standard found out about the plot to transform American schools into playgrounds for homosexual acts. How did this man find out about the secret plan. Our plan arose from an international meeting of gay lovers which took place in a dingy apartment in Harlem, New York. Among those present were Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann and, of course, Sarah Palin. They had a good time laughing at how they have fooled right wingers with rants about evil gays and lesbians even while they are leaders of these perverted folk.
Rich Santorum never ceases complaining about gays destroying the institution of marriage by getting married. Isn’t it nefarious for gays and lesbians to marry in order to destroy the concept of family? The Weekly Standard email to subscribers accurately described the “homosexual lobby”program to “indoctrinate students with a perverted vision for a homosexual America.”
Rick and Rick and Newt and Mitt and Sarah and Michele and Herman know that by attacking gays and lesbians they are able to disguise their own sexual orientations. Please don’t get me wrong, I am not saying either of those people are gay or lesbian, but they certainly come across as gay about attacking gays.
Anyway, once we end the gay nightmare, it means there will be jobs for all–all except for gays and lesbians.