Congressman Proves Evolution A Lie!

Millions of Americans are thrilled with Mitt Romney, the man who can create 12 million jobs out of  nothing. Mitt heads the Republican party, an institution which contains members of Congress  who are daily in contact with God and possess scientific knowledge unknown to the most brilliant graduates of important universities. Congressman Paul Broun blasted the nonsense theory of evolution. “God’s word is true. I’ve come to understand that. All that stuff I was taught about evolution, embryology, BigBang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell.”

So, why are liberals spreading these lies? “It’s lies to keep me  and all the folks who are taught from understanding they needa  saviour. .. I believe that the Earth is about 9,000 years old. I believe that it was created in six days, as we know them.”

Oh, Congressman Broun sits on  the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.  No further comment.