American conservatives have discovered the continent of Africa and intend to save its people from starvation and poverty by focusing attention on abortion and gay rights. If people are allowed to abort children there will be fewer kids to convert to Christianity. The solution is simple: encourage African women to have many, many children, cut off economic aid to Africa because we Americans should not be supporting a bunch of black skinned people across the seas.
Once, we end economic aid, and get Africans to have many children, the solution is simple: kill babies and sell their bodies in order to feed other family members. Then, the entire family can head off to church and be saved. Pat Robertson blames LIBERALS for urging birth control, for educating women about their bodies, and supporting the notion that gay and lesbian folk are really humans.