Americans can sleep peacefully tonight knowing that the state of Arizona is protecting our blessed freedoms against the hordes of transponders who seek to end the American way of life. Proposed legislation in that state would prevent any transgender person from using public facilities such as rest rooms or showers or dressing rooms to change a baby’s diaper. It appears that transgender folk have been pouring into toilets seeking to shit or piss, and thus threatening the lives and pissing ability of we normal folk.
The proposed legislation would allow police to check your birth certificate in order to ensure that you are pissing or shitting in the appropriate place. I find fascinating that Republican conservatives oppose checking the background of anyone purchasing a gun but have no problem checking for those seeking to piss!