DEFINITION OF AN IDIOT

We offer several definitions as to what constitutes being an idiot in modern life.

1. A person who reads, “Gun Digest.”

2. A person who voted for Republicans in 2010.

3. A person who believes firing people results in more jobs.

4. A person who believes millionaires in America need tax cuts in order to work hard.

5. A person who thinks Michele Bachmann is qualified to head the dog catching department in a city government.

6. A person who believes Sarah Palin has an intellectual idea that makes sense.

7. A person who believed George Bush about WMD in Iraq.

8. A person who believes the job of US bankers is creating jobs in this country.

9. A person who believes Barack Obama understood the past three years what was the most important issue confronting Americans.

10. A person who believes Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld had the slightest idea on how to deal with post war Iraq.

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  • Anonymous

    Missed the most important.  An impudent blogger.

  • http://www.theimpudentobserver.com Fred Stopsky

    I assume someone who reads idiots is making a personal statement.

    I assume you are one of those who hates “the government” while writing on a government invention–Internet, driving on government built roads or trains and planes developed with government money and attend government financed schools and are protected by government agents.