Did You Know Dracula Was Jewish?

Latest reports from authoritative sources in Algeria’s Ak Khabar newspaper confirm there is definite proof that Dracula was of Jewish heritage and his people are still alive wandering the streets of Morocco and Algeria in search of innocent children to be killed and then chopped up so their organs can be sold throughout the world. According to the newspaper, bands of Muslim Algerians and Moroccans haunt the streets of their nation, seize children and turn them over to kosher Rabbis who chop up the bodies in order to sell organs to dem Jews in Israel and the United States.

It is now clear that Dracula never died, he was an agent of the International Jewish Draculan Society (IJDS)which is alive and well and needs bodies of innocent Muslim children in order to maintain their health.

The author of the story allegedly is Dr. Mustafa Khayatti, head of the Algerian National Committee for the Development of Health Research who is leading an investigation. This reporter wants to know if Dr. Khayatti has any connection with the IJDS since this entire operation was supposedly secret and only a few of we members of the IJDS knew about what was going on. All I can say is that Dr. Khayatti looks remarkably like someone in a high leadership position in the IJDS. I’m just wondering, that’s all. Can Dr. Khaqyatti prove he is not a member of the IJDS?

  • http://TheproudMuslimAlgerian.dz Lilia

    Hello there!

    Very funny indeed! Do you want to discredit the shocking story by poking fun at its details? Clever strategy I grant you but not failure-proof.


  • http://www.theimpudentobserver.com Fred Stopsky

    The trouble is some people will take me seriously! We inhabit a sick world.