Following are some dilemmas people face in their daily lives.

Am I allowed to crack a joke about the death of Michael Jackson?

When is it permitted to wear sneakers during the summer?

Am I allowed to say a word about the right to an abortion in an anti-abortion group?

Am I allowed to say a word in defense of anti-abortion supporters in a group of pro-abortion people?

When am I allowed to tell people on MySpace their ideas are ridiculous and pure fantasy?

Will I receive a bewildered look indicating I am an old fuddy duddy because I have never watched The American Idol?

At which point in time should I begin wearing fall jackets?

Can I tell my wife she would look more attractive if her hair was white?

Should I hold the door open for an old geezer like me?

Should I take leftover butter home with me?