Humans have witnessed many forms of war such as the War of Roses or dirty wars or secret wars, but we never have been compelled to confront a war of underwear. A Saudi double agent who infiltrated al-Qaeda in Yemen-AQAP, persuaded leaders to allow him to don underwear which contained a bomb and head off to the nearest airport and blow up a plane. After all, how can anyone be turned down who offers to blow up his underwear in the name of Mohammed?
He donned the non-metallic bomb or what allegedly was a bomb and rushed to the nearest CIA/Saudi headquarters in order to have his underwear placed in a washing machine. We have a hunch he created a new fad–men walking around in their underwear with an American flag displayed in order to make certain all know he is loyal–and he only wears clean underwear!