Dirty Underwear New War Weapon

Humans have witnessed many forms of war such as the War of Roses or dirty wars or secret wars, but we never have been compelled to confront a war of underwear. A Saudi double agent who infiltrated al-Qaeda in Yemen-AQAP, persuaded leaders to allow him to don underwear which contained a bomb and head off to the nearest airport and blow up a plane. After all, how can anyone be turned down who offers to blow up his underwear in the name of Mohammed?

He donned the non-metallic bomb or what allegedly was a bomb and rushed to the nearest CIA/Saudi headquarters in order to have his underwear placed in a washing machine. We have a  hunch he created a new fad–men walking around in their underwear with an American flag displayed in order to make certain all know he is loyal–and he only wears clean underwear!