Donald Trump is prepared to make an announcement that will shake the political scene. Sometime before ballots are cast, the man himself will stride to the microphone to make a statement that will end the political career of the black dude from Africa. “I have something, very, very big concerning the president of the United States. It’s very big–bigger than anyone would know.”
We have uncovered the secret. It will include:
1. Proof that one Barack Obama is really a transgender person.
2. Obama is really white man who is pretending to be black in order to secure the sympathy vote.
3. Obama is really the long lost brother of Osama bin Laden.
4. Obama is really the former wife of Donald Trump and he had dumped him to marry a Chinese guy who runs a Chinese restaurant.
5. Barack is really Michelle.