Don’t Protest Too Loud In Putin Land!

President Vladimir Putin signed into a law a new bill which provides fines of up to $9,000 for anyone who dares to protest against our Beloved Leader, who goes by the name of Vladimir Putin. The former KGB agent wants to clear the streets of Moscow of any riff raff who dare to openly express ideas that go contrarty to official policy. For some strange reason there are people in Moscow who do not understand the importance of supporting our Beloved Leader.

Frankly, I think our Beloved Leader is being far too generous to those seeking to disturb the public peace. I agrew that no demonstrations should be allowed, but isn’t it important to crack down on WHISPERING? A whisper leads to a vocal comment, a vocal comment leads to a loud comment. A lot of loud comments lead to a demonstration. Stop these demonstrations by halting whispers.