Doomsday Is Just Around The Corner

So, you thought there was no reason why a huge earthquake tore the heathen Japanese nation and killed a few thousand? You did not quite grasp the importance of having some black skinned dude get elected as president of the United States? Harold Camping, a preacher from the fair city of Oakland, California has been in contact with God for many a year and he knows(the “he” being, not God, but his messenger on Earth) what is coming down the pike. I don’t know what you are doing on May 21, 2011 at 6:00 p.m. but if you have a brain in your head, get dressed up for a trip. According to the preacher man, about 2% of those on Earth at that very moment will be “raptured” j up there while the rest of us will be send “down there” to you know where. Preacher Camping is on Family Radio Network and he has been sending the message of God to one and all–at least to those who send in money to support the network of truth. Why May 21, 2011 is a fair question. That is exactly 722,520 days since AD 33 when Christ the Lord was crucified. Are you now clear?

Camping points out “all the stealing and lying and the sexual perversion that is going on in society is telling us something.” Think about it. We elect Republicans to control the House of Representatives and God says, “that is it, my children, it is all over.” I guess the Old Man up there is tired of listening to Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin and Rush. I know I am going up there and I sure know where the folks on Fox News are going.