FLASH! TODD PALIN BACKS NEWT!

The American political scene was jolted by news that one of the nation’s leading political authorities, Todd Palin, came out in support of the candidacy of Newt Gingrich. His wife Sarah reportedly believes that only Newt has the intellectual and ethical ability to “clobber” Barack Obama. Supporters of Mitt  Romney are gathering to analyze implications of this important endorsement. Romney apparently is shaken by the news and will consult Mormon elders to determine if Todd’s decision indicates our Lord above is backing Newt.

This reporter was told by a secret source in the Romney campaign headquarters of hurried efforts by the staff to seek the endorsement of Daffy Duck in order to counter Todd Palin’s support.

Ron Paul is furious at any intervention by Daffy Duck since this would constitute efforts by non-Americans to influence our elections.

 

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