From Russia With No Gay

Those who inhabit the kingdom of Putinland understand whenever the topic of human rights arises, those in authority seek to find some way in which to ensure the word, “rights” does not apply to the word, “human.” The government of St. Petersburg is finalizing a new law which would outlaw, “homosexual propaganda.” Propaganda, as defined in this piece of legislation, bans the dissemination of “enticements, positive opinions, and comments that promote non-traditional sexual and family relations to minors.”

These men and women are concerned about the moral and spiritual health and development of youth. Let me get this clear. In Putinland, we can arrest people, have them die while in custody, kill them, but those acts are considered to be in support of moral health. It is when men kiss men or  women kiss women that morality collapses. I get it.