Get A Gun For Jesus!

Rumors continue about President Barack Obama being a secret Muslim, but we now have conclusive evidence that the black man is really an undercover agent for the National Rifle Association. As we all know, Jesus Christ was the founding member of this group of dedicated Christians whose motto is: “Get A Gun For Christ.” Barack Obama has done more for gun sales than any prior president in history. He deliberately sent out rumors that he was against guns when, in reality, he gets a commission from  gun companies for what they sell.

Sturm and Ruger Company, which manufactures guns simply can not keep up with demands. Most weapon companies are running seven days a week to keep up with Americans who need a gun to protect themselves against THE GOVERNMENT! I am confused, why get a gun to protect yourself against a government that wants people to purchase weapons??