GINGRICH-SANTORUM WINNING TICKET!

I was fortunate the other day to catch some words of wisdom from the lips of Newt Gingrich. As you recall, Newt was once Speaker of the House of Representatives and happily married to a nice woman. But, according to Newt(who is no relation to Mitt, the man from the Mormon Church) pressures of office got to him and another woman entered his life and became the love of his life. Of course, it was not exactly the love of his life since another woman came along and she was the one who captured his heart. But, of course, this stuff about telling your wife while she is in a hospital that you want a divorce is of no importance since Newt has cast himself as THE man who upholds the honor and sanctity of marriage and the American way of moral behavior.

I was particularly taken by a comment Newt made regarding the future of America. He expressed concern that unless morality and honor and love of God was the norm, within twenty years this beloved nation would be run by “secularists, atheists and radical Muslim fundamentalists.” Like Newt I have written a history of this nation and do not pretend to match his intellectual brilliance. But, where I come from, a coalition of “secularists, atheists and Muslim fundamentalists” does come across as rather bizarre. Why would a radical Muslim fundamentalist ally with an atheist?

I also came across a statement by former senator Rich Santorum in which he argued elderly people of this nation are suffering from abortions. According to Rick(not related to Newt or Mitt) if we had not aborted millions of babies, then today there would be more people working and thus more money going into the Social Security fund. He does make a point. But, today we have 17 million unemployed or underemployed and if there were another ten million it would add to the number seeking the same jobs.

Let me get this straight. If we had a ticket of Newt and Rick, we would have more babies and all marriages would endure forever(unless one was named, Newt), thus bringing morality back in vogue. Sounds OK to me. My only problem is how do we get Mitt onto the team so we could offer America–Newt, Rick, Mitt– a combination which would sweep the country.

Of course, we could always substitute, Michele for Rick or Newt or Mitt.

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