Girl Scouts Recruiters For Lesbians!

It is simply a matter of time before another one of those kooks who inhabit the Republican party utter some inane comment regarding some person or group who is part of our traditional landscape of American organizations. Rep. Bob Morris of the Indiana House  refused to go along with fellow Republicans in signing an announcement hailing the Girl Scouts of America. Actually, he was shocked that conservatives would honor a secret cell of homos and lesbians.

After consulting constituents who know all about Girl Scouts, Bob concluded they were a “radicalized organization” which serves as  the tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. These “well informed constituents” are certain if a girl  joins the Girl Scouts it is simply the first step toward becoming a lesbian. 

Has anyone considered having Bob Morris stand as the Republican candidate for president?