Glenn Beck’s Sermon On The Mount

And, seeing the multitudes, Glenn Beck went up onto a stage and when he was set, his disciples came unto him. And, he opened his mouth and taught them saying:

Blessed are the rich in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they that mourn for “the good old days” for they shall be comforted in knowing Democrats will be gone
Blessed are the rich: for they shall inherit the earth
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after power: for they shall be fulfilled
Blessed are the merciless: for they shall exact vengeance
Blessed are the cruel in heart: for they shall strike down their enemies
Blessed are the warmakers: for they shall be called the children of God
Blessed are they which are persecuted for opposing big government: for theirs is the Kingdom of Hell
Blessed are ye, when liberals shall revile you, and persecute you and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for the sake of Fox News
Rejoice. and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in money and power–here on Earth