The Republican party of the United States of America is committed to restoring family values. Of course, for many Republicans that means only those who have committed to Jesus Christ, the Republican version, will one day wind up in Heaven. A Kentucky teacher ridiculed the stupid kids in her class by informing them “you can’t be a democrat and go to heaven.”
Of course, unofficial sources in Heaven assure me the teacher is slightly off base, there is a special section of Heaven reserved for those who spent their time on Earth voting for Democrats. Ms. Kendra Baker believes getting cured of illness under the infamous Obamacare is simply a slight detour on your final destination in Hell.
Being this occurred in Kentucky, the teacher was not fired, but urged not to be so specific when attacking students.