God Votes For Rick Santorum!

Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney are locked in a tight race in Iowa which may require some recounting of votes. Rick made thanked God for supporting him, he thanked his wife, he thanked his children and he thanked all those who were married since marriage ensures a healthy economy. I am glad that God took time off from His various duties in the universe in order to make certain Rick Santorum did so well in Iowa. I am so sad that God displayed a lack of concern for the wonderful, brilliant woman from Minnesota who was heads and shoulders the intellectual giant of those seeking the nomination.

Michele gained 5% of the vote. But, only liberals and Socialists are concerned about numbers. As she so eloquently noted in her speech, there is no doubt who is the best candidate running for the presidency–herself! Think about it-over 5% of the people of Iowa support her candidacy! As for Newt who got 13%, there is no question as he so eloquently noted, Mitt Romney had money from Wall Street. As we all know, Newt is not concerned about money, he is concerned about the truth.

Bad news is that Rick Perry has returned to Texas. The good news is that Texas, rather than America has to live with this idiot savant. Good news is that Ron Paul is still in the race so we can continue to listen to his ignorant knowledge of American history.

Question: after listening to this crew of men and women lacking any sense of American history, how does one explain how the party of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, believes this crew of nondescript individuals should run this nation?

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