GOOD JOBS FOR PEOPLE IN SEARCH OF GOOD JOBS

Following are jobs that would be wonderful for certain people.

South African President Jacob Zuma: Shower attendant in house of prostitution.

Tony Blair: Pope Tony I.

Miley Cyrus: Star in silent films.

Don Rumsfeld: Stand up comic.

Judge Judy: Mediator of Middle East Conflict. Choose anyone.

Bagel Shop Owner: Auto worker making wheels.

Prime Minister Putin: Mafia boss in USA.

President Hugo Chavez: Director of the Benito Mussolini Museum.

Gordon Brown: Head of company that sends people back in time at least three years.

Nicolas Sarkozy: President of the entire French nation.