Following are jobs that would be wonderful for certain people.
South African President Jacob Zuma: Shower attendant in house of prostitution.
Tony Blair: Pope Tony I.
Miley Cyrus: Star in silent films.
Don Rumsfeld: Stand up comic.
Judge Judy: Mediator of Middle East Conflict. Choose anyone.
Bagel Shop Owner: Auto worker making wheels.
Prime Minister Putin: Mafia boss in USA.
President Hugo Chavez: Director of the Benito Mussolini Museum.
Gordon Brown: Head of company that sends people back in time at least three years.
Nicolas Sarkozy: President of the entire French nation.
