NEW FEATURE: Good Jobs For People In Search Of Good Jobs
Rush Limbaugh: Carnival barker.
Rudy Giuliani: Selling watches on 42nd street.
Miley Cyrus: Designer of mirrors.
Ahmadinejad: Mayor of small town in Nevada.
Barack Obama: President of South Africa.
Hillary Clinton: Editor of memoirs of Bill Clinton.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: An actor.
Bill Bennett: Archeologist in Iran searching for phone cards.
Truck Driver: Owner of bumper car place.
Sarah Palin: 3rd Grade Teacher.