Goodbye Fox News?

There are unconfirmed reports that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have entered hospitals to recover from the shock that Fox News may soon cease to function as a free access TV network and will shift toward a new approach. After all, what could Stewart and Colbert do each evening without being able to display the nut cases who pose for newscasters on Fox News? Imagine the number of pert, cute, blond haired idiots females who will soon be without a job. Of course, they could find employment reading large type for those without good vision.

Fox News is upset at Aereo Corporation whose online service allows one and all to access broadcast signals. Chase Carey of Fox News says this might force his network to turn into “a subscription service.” God bless him in moving in this direction. Of course, there is always the issue of those girls being without work.