Following is a list of jobs for some prominent people:
MICHELLE OBAMA: Model for clothes for tall women.
GEORGE BUSH: Owner of a Christmas tree lot.
GOVERNOR SANFORD: Guide In the Argentine National Forest.
GLENN BECK: Head of Devil Worshippers of America.
NEW YORK STATE LEGISLATOR: Hit man for the Mafia.
MANNY RAMIREZ: Steroid manufacturer.
JOHN MCCAIN: Admiral of the Switzerland navy.
SILVIO BERLUSCONI: Head of a high class brothel.
AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI: Head of a mosque in an Hassidic neighborhood in Brooklyn.
JOE BIDEN: Director of a retirement home.