Following is a list of jobs for some prominent people:

MICHELLE OBAMA: Model for clothes for tall women.

GEORGE BUSH: Owner of a Christmas tree lot.

GOVERNOR SANFORD: Guide In the Argentine National Forest.

GLENN BECK: Head of Devil Worshippers of America.

NEW YORK STATE LEGISLATOR: Hit man for the Mafia.

MANNY RAMIREZ: Steroid manufacturer.

JOHN MCCAIN: Admiral of the Switzerland navy.

SILVIO BERLUSCONI: Head of a high class brothel.

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI: Head of a mosque in an Hassidic neighborhood in Brooklyn.

JOE BIDEN: Director of a retirement home.