HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD NEWSPAPERS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Movie Director James Cameron Helps With Oil Spill”
I believe he has asked Avatar folk to lap up the oil.

Norway, Norway Post: “Gay McDonald’s Ad”
Nothing to laugh about.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Low IQ Linked To Suicide”
Do people with low IQ know something smart people don’t?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “I Didn’t Order Emails Deleted”
My finger did.

UK, The Independent: “Most Bizarre Gals”
Palin, O’Donnell, and any Tea Party Mom.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Man Hospitalized After Leap”
Surprise?

Sweden, The Local: “Potato Mixup”
Sounds like mashed potatoes to me.

Australia, Canberra Times; “Rush Must Die By Firing Squad”
How about condemning him to eternity in jail listening to his broadcasts?

USA, New York Post: “Google Guilty Of Libel By Algorithm”
2 plus 2 equals five