Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments:

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Teachers Sent To Arbitration”
Was that before or after detention?

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Skeleton Wearing Suit Found In USA”
It gets cold in Wisconsin.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Truly Religious Person Questions Everything”
I guess if God is questioning religion that leaves me with fewer options.

Greece, Kathimerini: “Prepare To Be Shocked”
Rush Limbaugh actually said something that is close to being rational.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “Against All Odds”
The Chicago Cubs make the world series. Now, as to winning,….

South Africa, Argus: “Police Hunt Cigarette Thieves”
I assume they smoked them out of their hiding places.

Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Calendar Men”
I assume they are in the full Monty pose.

UK, Guardian: “Protestors Receive Food”
What do I get if I don’t protest?

Canada, Toronto Star: Astronauts Back On Earth”

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “No To Gay Marriage”
Yes to unhappy marriages.