HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sampling of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “PM Brown On Summer Holiday”
I have a hunch the British people wish it continued into the fall and winter.

UK, The Independent: “Why Did The Judge Say No To Me?”
Plaxico, because you were guilty.

South Africa, Argus: “Millionaire Hits Hard Times”
Yep, down to his last million.

Sweden, The Local: “Hike In Money Laundering”
At least this is one clean occupation.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “News In Brief”
Fox News sucks.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Business Peed Off At Toilet Shortage”
This is one shitty story if you ask me.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Teacher Caught Naked”
She was teaching experiential biology.

Japan, Japan Times: “Language In Court To Be Simple”
Guilty.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Sex Without Condoms Keeps You Sane”
And pregnant.