Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Thailand, Bangkok Post: “Ministry Of Misery”
Republican National Headquarters

South Africa, Argus: “Plane Leaves Pilot On Runaway”
This could become a new trend, purchase a ticket and fly the plane.

Sweden, The Local: “Defrocked Priest Sues Dating Site”
I assume he wants them to refrock him as a priest.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Families That Eat Together Stay Together”
Is this good or bad news?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Toilet Shortfall”
Another example of poor planning on the part of the Obama administration.

China, China Daily: “14 Arrested Over Unrest After Chef’s Death”
His replacement wanted to install kosher cooking menus.

UK, The Independent: “For Sale: A Wife, A Virgin And Used Tissues”
Put them all together and they present one uptight guy.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Free Porn Prompts Sex Acts At Library”
I assume they had a mass reading of “Lady Chatterly’ Lover.”

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Greek Cypriots Tired Of Endless Talks”
“Turkish Cypriots Complain About Greek Harassment”
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