Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: ‘Police Seize Licenses After Accidents”
Would it help seizing them BEFORE the accidents?

Israel, Haaretz: “Making Kosher Investments”
I assume that means no investments in pork companies.

UK, The Independent: “Rail Strike Hopes Dashed”
Shucks, how can we get the rail strike going?

South Africa, Argus: “Suspect Shoots Himself In Groin”
If he was a New York Giant football player, that would be three years in jail.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Many Swedish Students Fail Math”
Is this good or bad news?

Australia, Smith.com: “Bus Ride Home Ends In Brisbane”
I said, Canberra, you idiot, not Brisbane!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Coffeehouse Manager Lights Up In Protest”
Was he lighting up a cigarette or the coffeehouse?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “New TV Show Gets Zero Viewers”
That is one TV show I would love to watch.

UK, Guardian: “Paramedic Fired For Oral Sex”
He claims he was giving her mouth to penis resuscitation.