HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in world newspapers along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Police Dodge Bullets”
Police captain Clark Kent was in charge of dodging bullets.

Sweden, The Local: “Swede’s Assman Host Human Duck Race”
I assume runners will proceed ass backwards.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Looking For Love Later In Life”
Old wine is better than fresh wine, I assume?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Still A Migraine”
Dick Cheney is everyone’s headache including George Bush.

UK, The Independent: “Swiss Ban Minarets”
Are they OK if on top of a hill?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Judge Gives Amoral Thug 7 Years”
So, if he is a moral thug the sentence is lower?

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Bigger Role For TV Audience”
From now on they will be asked to use their minds when watching TV.

Malta, Malta Today: “Here Comes The Sun”
The rallying cry of anyone at the North Pole.

Israel, Haaretz: “German Jews Campaign To Reprint Mein Kampf”
To read or to burn it?

South Africa, Argus: “Cops Fire On Cape Argus Team”
These people take winning or losing real serious.

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