Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Police Station Cat Killer Arrested”
He was caught in the act by detective John Bull.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Jail Babies”
They did not pass their standardized tests on being a successful baby.
Australia, Smith.Com: “Sin City of Middle East”
I assume we are not discussing Jerusalem.
South Africa, Argus: “Zille Defends All Male Cabinet”
It goes to show, ask a woman who is smarter, men or women?
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Syrian Teachers Don’t Arrive In Kuwait”
I guess they failed the test on could they find the way to Kuwait.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Hurricane Bill Headed For Canada”
It will be met by Hungry Hillary.
UK, Guardian: ‘Lockerbrie Bomber Set Free”
I assume the bomber will head home with his fiance, Ms. Jet.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Question of Sex”
It’s always a question of sex.
China, China Daily: “Coca Cola Pepsi On Disputed List”
The dispute is whether they make people happy or not.