Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “Man Kills Wife Over ‘Unauthorized” Escapade”
I assume she has the right to engage in authorized escapades.

UK, The Independent; “Brazil Fraud Case Graduates To Appeal”
They believe entry into an MBA program is only fair.

South Africa, Argus: “Furniture Man Saved From Kidnapping”
Next time, kidnappers, check the bureau.

Sweden, The Local: “Trouser Thief Charged”
If you wear trousers it is mandatory you wear underwear.

Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Dutch Pigs Relax On Beach”
This is what is termed, pigging out.

Israel, Haaretz: “Peace Now A Virus”
War Now, a solution?

USA, Newsday: “Getting Drunk In Fight Against Drunk Driving”
One must walk in another’s shoes to understand them.

UK, Guardian: “Prince’s Charity Faces Inquiry”
Aren’t princes supposed to steal from the poor and give to the rich?

USA, New York Post: “Keep New York’s Streets Safe”
Ban pedestrians.