Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily: “India Cancels Moon Mission”
Instead, India border guards will moon Pakistani guards.

Japan, Japan Times: “US Senate Loses A Lion”
Unfortunately, we still have Republican asses and monkeys.

Sweden, Radio Sweden: “Sweden May Not Wait For Brussels”
I thought they at least would wait until Brussels sprouts.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Capitalism Is The Villain?”
If you ask Republicans it is the Socialist Obama.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danish Teams A Disaster In Europe”
Have you tried Asia?

UK, The Independent: “Arctic Sea Carrying Illegal Arms”
Where? To the North Pole?

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Karadzic: Not All Graves From Massacres”
No, some of them are from shooting anyone in sight.

Canada, Toronto Star: “York U Panel Urges More Student Space”
Given the obesity level in colleges, let’s definitely give them more space.

Finland, Sanomat: “Sharp Decline In Female Salmon”
Let’s get some male salmon sexy.