Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Madoff Beach House For Sale”
It comes with its own built-in Ponzi scheme.

South Africa, Argus: “Cops Raid Sex And Drug Den”
A good time was had by all.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Texting And Driving Don’t Mix”
But texting and Death do.

Finland, Sanomat: “Academics Pressured By Useless Idiots”
That is no way to speak about the faculty.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Accused Drug Smuggler Extradited To US.
I thought we wanted them out, not in.

Sweden, The Local: “Faked Psychosis”
If you fake a psychosis is that not an example of a psychosis?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Let’s Have Peace”
Tell that to the Tea Party nut cases.

UK, Guardian: “Uk Leads World In Underage Drinkers”
Is that better or worse than leading in overage drinkers?

India, Hindustan Times: “Obama Reveals Pet Peeves”
Republicans, Limbaugh, Beck, etc…

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Police Hunt Burqa Clad Bandit”
Her name is Sheila Berkowitz.