HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Hand Grenade Found In Kindergarten”
The NRA is filing a law suit to protect the 2nd Amendment rights of kindergarten children.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Wine May Not Prevent Heart Disease”
But, it sure makes dying a joy.

UK, Guardian: “Good Sanitation Deal Gone Bad”
Something smells about this story.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “Special Regimen For Ramadan”
Don’t eat at night.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Students Hypnotized For Sex With Teacher”
He was teaching a hands-on unit on biology.

South Africa, Argus: “I Hope Blade Is Paying Attention”
We don’t want any sharp comments made.

Sweden, The Local: “Drunk And Disorderly Soldiers Discharged”
Why? Isn’t that what soldiers do?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “I Was Abducted By Aliens Says Wife Of Japan PM”
If I was Hillary Clinton I would use this one the next time Bill strays and you have to clobber him.

USA, ESPN: “Bronco Coach Says No Truth To Trade Of Brandon Marshall”
“Denver Broncos Want Jet Linebacker In Exchange for Brandon Marshall”

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