HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Romania, Nine O’Clock: “A Sick Health System”
In America we not only have a sick health system we have sickos opposing health reform.

South Africa, Argus: “Kidnap Accused May Enter Plea”
I was not at the scene of the crime when the police arrived.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Gay Penguins Hit”
They will be replaced by unhappy Penguins.

Sweden, The Local: “Who Would You Contact If Got Swine Flu?”
The pigs?

UK, The Independent: “Babies Searched For Drugs”
I think you had better search their bottles, those kids are clever.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Woman Gives Testimony Wearing Niqab”
OK, but what evidence did the niqab give?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Why Not Make Problems Bigger”
Listen to Tea Party ranters and you have the answer to your question?

UK, Guardian: “Cannibal Appearance Normal”
Sure, most people have dripping blood from their mouths.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “She’s A Lady, Man”
Check the voice you idiot!