Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, The Independent: “Funniest Football Chant”
Lose, lose, lose?
Singapore, Straits Times: ‘Hitler Stars In AIDs AD”
Somehow, a picture of Hitler making out in sex just doesn’t get me interested in anything other than disgust.
South Africa, Argus: “Thieves Strip Cemetery”
Dem bones, dem bones, everywhere dem bones.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “School Year To Start On Gradual Basis”
Will it conclude on a gradual basis is the question?
Japan, Japan Times: “Surgery To Stem Obesity”
Wouldn’t not eating be a bit cheaper?
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Sewage And Commuter Chaos”
This is one stinking story.
Pakistan, Daily Times: “Is America Our Friend?”
How about, ‘Is The Taliban Our Friend?’
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ‘Ministers Can Keep Change”
It’s not the change that bothers me so much as the dollars.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Smoking Out Of Fashion In Schools”
Yep, the kids have switched to drugs.
UAE. Khaleej Times: “Think Your Toilets Are Dirty?”
Well, have a look at the filth coming out of Rush Limbaugh’s mouth!
Sweden, The Local: “Human Duck Race Backwards”
I think this is an example of an ass backwards story.