HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Swaziland, Swaziland Observer: “Stop Interfering In Our Politics”
All too often the politics of others interferes in my politics.

Portugal, Portugal News: “New Dog Safety Rules”
All humans will have to wear muzzles when in presence of a dog.

UK, The Independent: “Love For Dentist’s Son”
I’ll bite on this story.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Rich Get Richer”
In America, the poor get poorer.

Australia, Brisbane Times: ‘Looking For Love Later In Life?”
Just contact this 79 year old man.

Finland, Sanomat: “Viruses Prefer Winter”
Good, then head north to Alaska.

South Africa, Argus: “How About Some Common Sense”
Number one need of the Republican Party.

Sweden, The Local: “Peeing In Water Increases Asthma”
It also increases my desire not to drink the water.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ‘I Love Beautiful Women-Berlusconi”
I have a hunch they love your money.