Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “I loved Him But Not That Much”
Spoken like a girl friend of Silvio Berlusconi when the money runs out.

Sweden, The Local: ‘I Got Drunk After Stopping The Car”
One wonders if he knew whether the car was stopped or moving.

UK, The Independent: “Police Officer Jailed For Working As Call Girl”
She was doing undercover work.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Iran’s First Transsexual Marriage”
Is this one between a reformer and a traditionalist?

South Africa, Argus: “Knowledge Is Power”
Is that why Republicans are powerless?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Nicole Ritchie Gives Birth To Sparrow”
I big chirp for her.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Umbrella Award”
I will not rain on this award.

Sweden, The Local: “Free Coffee For Police”
First, a cup of coffee, next a cartoon of cigarettes, then, the drugs..

Romania, Seven Times.ron: “Americans Learning System For Transylvanians”
Blood followed by blood.

Belgium, Expatica: “Black Widow Alert”
This is one stinger of a story.

Liberia, Daily Observor: “On Being Wise In Right Way”
Never vote for Republican crazies