Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “Williams Balls Out”
This definitely was not a love match.

Japan, Japan Times: ‘Living Near The Diet”
At least you won’t gain weight.

UK, Guardian: “Babies Damaged by Alcohol”
So, that’s what is in those bottles!

South Africa, Argus: “Uproar Over Baboons”
They are making more sense than Republicans in Congress.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “S Train To Run At Night”
One must pay a pint of blood to get on the train.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Saudi Taking Measures To Halt Swine Flu”
Beginning next week anyone with a cold will be beheaded.

China, China Daily: “China To Probe Chicken Imports
This is not a story to cluck at.

Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Pastor Cited At Burial”
It is better to be cited than to be buried.

UK, The Independent: “City Life Trap For Bees”
The buzz around is that bees just don’t like cities.