Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Proposal To Ban Prostitution Splits Party”
Those who use prostitutes line up on left, those without, on right.

Sweden, The Local: “Saddam’s Body Guard Deported From Sweden”
He has been asked to take his WMD with him.

Australia, Brisbane Times: Police Red Cheeked Over Nudie Run”
Were the cheeks red or the faces red?

South Africa, Argus: “Don’t Jail Killer Cop”
OK, he killed someone, but he believes in law and order.

UK, The Independent: “First Clown In Space”
Big deal, we have clowns in the White House!

USA, Army Times: “Sesame Street Takes Tour Of Bases”
I sure would like the Grouch’s take on military strategy in Afghanistan.

Nepal, Himalayan Times: “Cabinet Meeting Ends”
We all prefer the ending than the beginning of Cabinet meetings.

Ukraine, Kyiv Post: “Christ Figure On Wall Draws Tourists”
If the real Christ came, I have a hunch tourists would avoid him.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Simon Says-I’m Gay”
Fred says, “I’m Not Gay.”