Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: ‘Police Keep Watch On Public Nuisances”
I guess Glenn Beck and Rush are under surveillance.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: ‘Mannequins With Headscarves”
We can’t be too careful, first, naked mannequins, then God knows what!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Education-Stone Throwers”
We sure have come a long way from apples for the teacher.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Brace Self For Massive Art Attack
This is one story I will just brush away.

Sweden, The Local: “Sex Rumors Land Pastor In Hot Water”
All he wanted was a hot time in the old church on Sunday.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Sarah Palin Pops Up IN Hong Kong”
She thought it was next to Russia, the nation she sees every day by gazing out the window.

South Africa, Argus: “Keep Trying To Do Right Thing”
For Republicans, that means saying ‘no” with gusto!

UK, Guardian: “Who Killed JFK Asks Gadhafi?”
The Israel Lobby?

Sweden, The Local: “Flammable Bras For Female Conscripts”
That is one way to keep men away from their boobs.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “”Dead Bodies Up For Grabs”
Save a kosher one for me.