Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “We Have To Change Our Name”
From Republican Party to Pandering to Wealthy Party.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Prostitutes Prepare For Olympic Delegates”
This is on fifty year dash that has an upside finish.

South Africa, Argus; “Wanted Man Arrested”
How come they never arrest unwanted men?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Did Apes Descend From Us”
If I was an ape, I would be furious to learn they had any link to humans.

UK, The Independent: “Tate Axes Nude Brook Shields Picture”
You must admit they do allow that nude Venus de Milo to hang around.

USA, New York Daily News: “Bloomberg Got A Lot Of Gall”
When you have two billion, you can afford gall.

UK, Guardian: “Sex Abuse In Other Countries, Says Vatican”
Only the Vatican could make such a comment!

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Beauty Bites Beirut Kids”
In the heart or buttocks?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Turkish Maps Redraw Iraq Borders”
I don’t mind redrawing border lines, just don’t cross them.